The name "The Tortoise from Hell" is basically a misreading of a tortoiseshell rug I saw in an Argos catalogue: I thought it was "Torto ...more The name "The Tortoise from Hell" is basically a misreading of a tortoiseshell rug I saw in an Argos catalogue: I thought it was "Tortoise's Hell", and imagined some bizarre, Discworld-esque New Jersey where Tortoises reign.<br><br>That's all I'm telling you. hide