I was born in a log cabin in the woods. As a small child I was left alone to fend for myself in the wild. I once had to fight a bear for food, but the ...more I was born in a log cabin in the woods. As a small child I was left alone to fend for myself in the wild. I once had to fight a bear for food, but the bear won and now i walk with a limp. Last week i found that same bear and we sat down and had a nice discussion about it in bearanese. He said he was sorry, and he'll never do it to anyone again. He was very polite and excused himself to leave. So i shot him. hide