Former wrestler, cook, landscaper, salesman, telemarketer, furniture mover, ordinance location assistant, fast food slave, barista, roadie, singer/son ...more Former wrestler, cook, landscaper, salesman, telemarketer, furniture mover, ordinance location assistant, fast food slave, barista, roadie, singer/songwriter, janitor, computer store owner, ex-con, homeless bum and now back to cranking out web templates for easy cash. Basically I just can't sit still for very long. hide