LGBTQ+ and Ally Edgy Graphic T-shirt that is for Allies to wear

This is what a business in United States was looking for in their t-shirt design

I need a graphic and font design for an LGBTQ+ Ally message t-shirt which is representative of the t-shirt company, Bleeding HeARTs: Rebels for a Cause. Our brand is edgy, distressed designs which also incorporate the Bleeding HeARTs logo.
The required text is:
Woke beer:?? Drank it.
Rainbow merch:?? Bought it.
Pride sandwich:?? Ate it.
Glitter bath:?? Took it.
Still straight:?? Got it?
LGBTQ+ Ally Strong
Other requirements:
- must include a small version of the Bleeding HeARTs logo for branding purposes
- would like this to be non-linear. In other words, I don't want a list , but rather,each piece (example of "piece": woke beer: drank it) is it's own segment. We're hoping that if this t-shirt has traction, we could actually break it up and print shirts or cards of individual segments.
- please stay away from the common rainbow as an image. It's too over-used.
- please use a distressed look (that's part of our brand)
- prefer an ed… Read more