YouMustLoveDogsDating.com and the Doggy Cooking Network need a design

This is what You Must Love Dogs Dating LLC was looking for in their t-shirt design

My name is Kris Rotonda, owner of the Doggy Cooking Network on Youtube and the new niche based dating site for singles with dogs
YouMustLoveDogsDating. I am looking someone who can create a viral type t-shirt saying either advertising the dating site or cooking network or both together on one shirt. It needs to be amazingly catchy, cute, funny. I am looking for a way to get into Petsmart and Petco to sell my shirts.
This project comes with incentives. Extended job offers and a bonus if the shirt lands me a contract with either company. Check out our website and the cooking network on youtube, words can really sell people. If you google the cooking network you will see our recent article that the associated press wrote which was picked up by dozens of newspapers across USA. I need a funny saying or something creative and fun delivered on a t-shirt. Something tangible to sell at stores which will bring people to the site or the cooking network which obviously play off each other. Read more